$30k Corolla

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03/20/2015 at 22:30 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PS9
03/20/2015 at 22:34

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DAFUQ DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????????


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > PS9
03/20/2015 at 22:35

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Well, it is the S Plus version - that's sport and luxury, so you can be grounded to the ground in comfort.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > PS9
03/20/2015 at 22:37

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ew, why


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > TheHondaBro
03/20/2015 at 22:38

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The N/A drive divines from the ether the ratio of engine speed to wheel speed, which will vary based on your own sense of self satisfaction.

...which will be pretty low after having spent entry-level luxury money on a Corolla.


Kinja'd!!! lucky's pepper > PS9
03/20/2015 at 22:58

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God that thing's a horrible mess, a really expensive horrible mess.


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > PS9
03/20/2015 at 23:06

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I hope that's an error


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > PS9
03/20/2015 at 23:06

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And for the same or less money you could have...

Acura ILX Premium - $29,900
Audi A3 1.8 TFSI stripper - $29,900
Buick Regal 2.0T - $30,915
Buick Verano Turbo Premium - $30,140
Ford Fiesta ST (with a bunch of goodies) - $23,560
Ford Focus ST (with a bunch of goodies) - $26,935
Scion FR-S - $25,670
Subaru BRZ Limited - $28,490
Subaru WRX Limited - $30,790

Oh hell, I was trying to make a more complete list but that's as far as I got. Which wasn't very far. Fuck that Corolla.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Textured Soy Protein
03/21/2015 at 00:43

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Or a GTI, or an Ecoboost Mustang, or a Mazda6.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PS9
03/21/2015 at 00:51

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That can't be right, this is fully loaded, even including the TRD muffler, strut tower bar, emergency kit, and all the body protection stuff,of and door sill moldings that say Corolla. Total price is still under 27,000

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Kinja'd!!! SlickMcRick > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/21/2015 at 00:54

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That's honestly what I just did. Same results.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
03/21/2015 at 00:58

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Scratch that I optioned out an LE ECO Premium for even more , but barely. Also you cna even get a key fob that your Iphone can find, for only 79,50.

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9
03/21/2015 at 09:10

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if you or Toyota paid me $30k , it still wouldn't be enough to drive a Corolla , not even for a day.


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > PS9
03/22/2015 at 15:42

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The sad part is some SOB will buy that car for $30K. You can get a fully optioned Dart for $24K


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > jvirgs drives a Subaru
03/22/2015 at 15:46

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For Toyota, the margins on a $30k Corolla are probably close to that of your average high end smartphone (30-50%), and you're right; a non trivial amount of people totally will skip the entry level luxury cars and almost everything else on the market for this because they've been buying nothing but toyotas forever.

This is both a brilliant and disgusting business model. Wish I'd thought of it first.